Have you ever wondered what someone typed in a text message, blog, e-mail, instant message or message board? Did you read your child's text and wonder what it meant? If so, you will find this page the answer to your questions.
Text message abbreviations have resulted from the constant daily use of communication through cell phones, instant messaging, message boards and e-mail. We have compiled a list of the most used phrases for our Text Message Dictionary. These text message shortcuts can make it so much quicker and easier to send a text message.
| (><) |
You are retentive |
| :-# |
Lips are sealed |
| = - O |
I am surprised |
| :'-( |
I am crying |
| :-@ |
I am screaming |
| (o)(-) |
wink |
| :-{} |
Lipstick |
| @(---'---'--- |
Rose |
| IWYWH |
I wish you were here |
| O:-) |
Angel |
| :-D |
Laughing |
| ! | I have a comment |
| *$ | Starbucks |
| ,!!!! | talk to the hand |
| \M/ | Heavy Metal Music |
| ^5 | High Five |
| ^RUP^ | Read Up Please |
| ^URS | Up Yours |
| ::poof:: | i'm gone |
| <3 | heart or love you |
| ? | I have a question |
| ?^ | Want to hook up? |
| @TEOTD | At The End Of The Day |
| 02 | two cents worth |
| 10Q | thank you |
| 1174 | Nude club |
| 121 | One to one |
| 1337 | Elite or leet or L337 |
| 143 | I love you |
| 1432 | I Love You Too |
| 14AA41 | One for All and All for One |
| 182 | I hate you |
| 190 | hand |
| 20 | Location |
| 2B or not 2B | To Be Or Not To Be |
| 2b@ | To Be At |
| 2BZ4UQT | Too Busy For You Cutey |
| 2G2B4G | Too Good To Be Forgotten |
| 2G2BT | Too Good To Be True |
| 2moro | Tomorrow |
| 2nite | Tonight |
| 2U2 | To You Too |
| 404 | I have no clue |
| 411 | Information |
| 420 | Marijuana/time to use the drug |
| 459 | I love you |
| 4COL | For Crying Out Loud |
| 4EAE | ForEver And Ever |
| 4eva | forever |
| 4ever | Forever |
| 4NR | Foreigner |
| 4Q | F$$$ You |
| 511 | Too much information |
| 53X | Sex |
| 5FS | 5 Finger Salute |
| 8 | Oral sex |
| 831 | I Love You |
| 86 | Out of, over, to get rid of, or kicked out |
| 9 | Parent is watching |
| 99 | Parent is no longer watching |
| A/S/L/P | Age/Sex/Location/Picture |
| A3 | Anyplace, Anywhere, Anytime |
| AAF | Always And Forever or As A Friend |
| AAK | Asleep At Keyboard |
| AAMOF | As A Matter Of Fact |
| AAMOI | As A Matter Of Interest |
| AAR8 | At Any Rate |
| AAS | Alive And Smiling |
| AATK | Always At The Keyboard |
| AAYF | As Always, Your Friend |
| AB | Ass Backwards |
| ab | about |
| abt | about |
| ABITHIWTITB | A Bird In The Hand Is Worth Two In The Bush |
| ABT2 | About To |
| ACE | Access Control Entry |
| ACK | Acknowledgement |
| ACORN | A Completely Obsessive Really Nutty |
| ADAD | Another Day Another Dollar |
| ADBB | All Done Bye Bye |
| addy | address |
| ADIH | Another Day In Hell |
| ADIP | Another Day In Paradise |
| ADN | Advanced Digital Network |
| ADN | Any Day Now |
| ADR | Address |
| ADVD | Advised |
| AEAP | As Early As Possible |
| AFAGAY | A Friend As Good As You |
| AFAHMASP | A Fool And His Money Are Soon Parted |
| AFAIC | As Far As I'm Concerned |
| AFAICS | As Far As I Can See |
| AFAICT | As Far As I Can Tell |
| AFAIK | As Far As I Know |
| AFAIR | As Far As I Remember |
| AFAIU | As Far As I Understand |
| AFAIUI | As Far As I Understand It |
| AFAP | As Far As Possible |
| AFAYC | As Far As You're Concerned |
| AFC | Away From Computer |
| AFDN | Any F***ing Day Now |
| AFGO | Another F***ing Growth Opportunity |
| AFIAA | As Far As I Am Aware |
| AFINIAFI | A Friend In Need Is A Friend Indeed |
| AFJ | April Fools Joke |
| AFK | Away From Keyboard |
| AFPOE | A Fresh Pair Of Eyes |
| AFT | About F###ing Time |
| AFZ | Acronym Free Zone |
| AGB | Almost Good Bridge |
| AGKWE | And God Knows What Else |
| AIAMU | And I'm A Monkey's Uncle |
| aight | all right, ok |
| AIH | As It Happens |
| AIMB | As I Mentioned Before |
| AIMP | Always In My Prayers |
| AISB | As I Said Before |
| AISE | As I Said Earlier |
| AISI | As I See It |
| AITR | Adult In The Room |
| AKA | Also Known As |
| ALAP | As Late As Possible |
| alcon | All Concerned |
| ALOL | Actually Laughing Out Loud |
| ALOTBSOL | Always Look On The Bright Side Of Life |
| ALTG | Act Locally, Think Globally |
| AMAP | As Much As Possible |
| AMBW | All My Best Wishes |
| AMF | Adios Mother F'er |
| AML | All My Love |
| AMRMTYFTS | All My Roommates Thank You For The Show |
| ANFAWFOS | And Now For A Word From Our Sponsor |
ANFSCD
| ANGB | Almost Nearly Good Bridge |
| AOAS | All Of A Sudden |
| AOB | Abuse Of Bandwidth |
| AP | Apple Pie |
| AR | Action Required |
| AS | Ape Sh** |
| AS | Another Subject |
| ASAFP | As Soon As F***ing Possible |
| ASAMOF | As A Matter Of Fact |
| ASAP | As Soon As Possible |
| ASAYGT | As Soon As You Get This |
| ASL | Age/Sex/Location |
| ASLMH | Age/Sex/Location/Music/Hobbies |
| ATAB | Ain't That A Bitch |
| ATC | Any Two Cards |
| ATM | At The Moment |
| ATSL | Along The Same Line |
| ATST | At The Same Time |
| ATW | All The Way |
| ATW | All The Web |
| ATWD | Agree That We Disagree |
| AUNT | And U Know This |
| AUNTM | And U Know This Man |
| AWC | After While Crocodile |
| AWGTHTGTTA | Are We Going To Have To Go Through This Again |
| AWHFY | Are We Having Fun Yet? |
| AWLTP | Avoiding Work Like The Plague |
| AWNIAC | All We Need Is Another Chair |
| AWOL | Absent Without Leave |
| AWTTW | A Word To The Wise |
| AYC | Aren't You Clever |
| AYCE | All You Can Eat |
| AYK | As You Know |
| AYOR | At Your Own Risk |
| AYSOS | Are You Stupid Or Something |
| AYTMTB | And You're Telling Me This Because |
| AYV | Are You Vertical? |
| B&F | Back and Forth |
| B/C | Because |
| B4 | Before |
| B4N | Bye For Now |
| B4U | Before You |
| B4YKI | Before You Know It |
| BABY | Being Annoyed By You |
| BAC | Bad Ass Chick |
| BAG | Busting A Gut |
| BAG | Big Ass Grin |
| BAK | Back At Keyboard |
| BAMF | Bad Ass Mother F***er |
| banana | code word for the make genitalia |
| BARB | Buy Abroad but Rent in Britain |
| BAU | Business As Usual |
| BB | Be Back |
| BB4N | Bye Bye for Now |
| BBAMFIC | Big Bad Ass Mother F***er In Charge |
| BBB | Bye Bye Babe |
| BBBG | Bye Bye Be Good |
| BBFN | Bye Bye for Now |
| BBIAB | Be Back In A Bit |
| BBIAF | Be Back In A Few |
| BBIAS | Be Back In A Sec |
| BBIAW | Be Back In A While |
| BBL | Be Back Later |
| BBMFIC | Big Bad Mother F***er In Charge |
| BBR | Burnt Beyond Repair |
| BBS | Be Back Soon |
| BBSD | Be Back Soon Darling |
| BBSL | Be Back Sooner or Later |
| BBT | Be Back Tomorrow |
| BBW | Big Beautiful Woman |
| BC | Because |
| BCBS | Big Company, Big School |
| BCNU | Be Seeing You |
| bcoz | because |
| BD | Big Deal |
| BDBI5M | Busy Daydreaming Back In 5 Minutes |
| BDC | Big Dumb Company |
| BDC | Big dot com |
| BDN | Big Damn Number |
| BEG | Big Evil Grin |
| beos | Nudge |
| BF | Boyfriend |
| BF | Best Friend |
| BFD | Big F***ing Deal |
| BFE | Bum F*** Egypt |
| BFF | Best Friends Forever |
| BFFN | Best Friends For Now |
| BFFTTE | Best Friends Forever Til The End |
| BFN | Bye For Now |
| BFR | Big F***ing Rock |
| BG | Be Good |
| BHAG | Big Hairy Audacious Goal |
| BHG | Big Hearted Guy/Girl |
| BHIMBGO | Bloody Hell, I Must Be Getting Old |
| BHOF | Bald Headed Old Fart |
| BI | Business Intelligence |
| BI5 | Back In Five |
| BIBI | Bye Bye |
| BIBO | Beer In, Beer Out |
| BIF | Before I Forget |
| BIL | Boss Is Listening |
| BIO | Bring It On |
| BIOIYA | Break It Off In Your Ass |
| BION | Believe It Or Not |
| BIOYE | Blow It Out Your Ear |
| BIOYIOP | Blow It Out Your I/O Port |
| BIOYN | Blow it Out Your Nose |
| BITCH | Basically In The Clear Homie |
| BITD | Back In The Day |
| BITFOB | Bring It The F### On Bitch |
| BJ | Blow Job |
| BKA | Better Known As |
| BL | Belly Laughing |
| BLBBLB | Back Like Bull, Brain Like Bird |
| Blkbry | Blackberry |
| BM | Byte Me |
| BMF | Bad Mother F***er |
| BMGWL | Busting My Gut With Laughter |
| BMOC | Big Man On Campus |
| BMOF | Bite Me Old Fart |
| BMOTA | Byte Me On The Ass |
| BMS | Baby Making Sex |
| BNDN | Been Nowhere Done Nothing |
| BNF | Big Name Fan |
| BO | Bug Off |
| Bo | Body Odor |
| BOB | Battery Operated Boyfriend |
| BOBFOC | Body Off Baywatch, Face Off Crimewatch |
| BOCTAAE | But Of Course There Are Always Exceptions |
| BOFH | Bastard Operator From Hell |
| BOHICA | Bend Over Here It Comes Again |
| BON | Believe it Or Not |
| book | cool |
| BOTEC | Back Of The Envelope Calculation |
| BOTOH | But On The Other Hand |
| BPLM | Big Person Little Mind |
| BR | Bathroom |
| BRB | Be Right Back |
| BRT | Be Right There |
| BS | Bull Sh** |
| BSAAW | Big Smile And A Wink |
| BSBD&NE | Book Smart, Brain Dead & No Experience |
| BSEG | Big Sh** Eating Grin |
| BSF | But Seriously Folks |
| BSOD | Blue Screen of Death |
| BT | Byte This |
| BTA | But Then Again |
| BTD | Bored To Death |
| BTDT | Been There Done That |
| BTDTGTS | Been There, Done That, Got The Tshirt |
| BTFO | Back The F*** Off |
| BTHOOM | Beats The Heck Out Of Me |
| BTN | Better Than Nothing |
| BTOIYA | Be There Or It's Your Ass |
| BTSOOM | Beats The Sh** Out Of Me |
| BTTT | Back To The Top |
| BTW | By The Way |
| BTWBO | Be There With Bells On |
| BTWITIAILWU | By The Way I Think I Am In Love With You |
| BUFF | Big Ugly Fat F*** |
| buhbye | Goodbye |
| BW | Best Wishes |
| BWDIK | But What Do I Know |
| BWL | Bursting With Laughter |
| BWO | Black, White or Other |
| BWTM | But Wait, There's More |
| BYKT | But You Knew That |
| BYOA | Bring Your Own Advil |
| BYOB | Bring Your Own Beer/Bottle |
| BYOW | Build Your Own Website |
| BZ | Busy |
| c ya | See You later |
| C&G | Chuckly and Grin |
| CP | Sleepy |
| CT | City |
| C/P | Cross Post |
| C/S | Change of Subject |
| C4N | Ciao For Now |
| CAAC | Cool As A Cucumber |
| CAS | Crack A Smile |
| CB | Chat Brat/Coffee Break/Call Back |
| CBB | Can't Be Bothered |
| CBF | Can't Be F***ed |
| CBJ | Covered Blow Job |
| CD9 | Code 9(parents are here) |
| CF | Coffee Freak |
| CFV | Call For Vote |
| CHA | Click Here Asshole |
| CIAO | Italian Goodbye |
| CICO | Coffee In, Coffee Out |
| CICYHW | Can I Copy Your Home Work |
| CID | Consider It Done |
| CIL | Check In Later |
| CINBA | Clad In Naught But Air |
| CLM | Career Limiting Move |
| CM | Call Me |
| CMAP | Cover My Ass Partner |
| CMF | Count My Fingers |
| CMIW | Correct Me if I'm Wrong |
| CMU | Crack Me Up |
| CNP | Continued in Next Post |
| COB | Close Of Business |
| COBRAS | Come On By Right After School |
| COD | Change Of Dressing |
| Cof$ | Church of Scientology |
| CofS | Church of Scientology |
| COS | Change Of Subject |
| CRAFT | Can't Remember A F***ing Thing |
| CRAP | Cheap Redundant Assorted Products |
| CRAT | Can't Remember A Thing |
| CRAWS | Can't Remember Anything Worth A Sh** |
| CRB | Come Right Back |
| CRBT | Crying Real Big Tears |
| CRD | Caucasian Rhythm Deficiency |
| CRDTCHCK | Credit Check |
| CRS | Can't Remember Sh** |
| CRTLA | Can't Remember the Three Letter Acronym |
| CS | Career Suicide |
| CSA | Cool Sweet Awesome |
| CSL | Can't Stop Laughing |
| CSN | Chuckle, Snicker, Grin |
| CT | Can't Talk |
| CTA | Call To Action |
| CTC | Care To Chat |
| CTFO | Come The F*** On |
| CTMQ | Chuckle To Myself Quietly |
| CTO | Check This Out |
| CU | See You |
| CU46 | See You For Sex |
| CUATU | See You Around The Universe |
| CUL8R | See You Later |
| CULA | See You Later Alligator |
| CUNS | See You In School |
| CUOL | See You OnLine |
| CUWTA | Catch Up With The Acronyms |
| CUZ | Because |
| CWOT | Complete Waste Of Time |
| CWYL | Chat With You Later |
| CX | Cancelled |
| CY | Calm Yourself |
| CYA | See Ya |
| CYE | Check your Email |
| CYL | See You Later |
| CYM | Check Your Mail |
| CYO | See You Online |
| CYT | See You Tomorrow |
| D&M | Deep & Meaningful |
| d/c | disconnected |
| dood | dude |
| DAMHIKT | Don't Ask Me How I Know That |
| DARFC | Ducking And Running For Cover |
| DBA | Doing Business As |
| DBABAI | Don't Be A Bitch About It |
| DBD | Don't Be Dumb |
| DBEYR | Don't Believe Everything You Read |
| DD | Due Diligence |
| DDSOS | Different Day, Same Old Sh** |
| def | Definitely |
| DEGT | Don't Even Go There |
| dem | them |
| dese | these |
| DETI | Don't Even Think It |
| dewd | dude |
| dey | they |
| DF | Dear Friend |
| DFIK | Darn If I Know |
| DGA | Don't Go Anywhere |
| DGT | Don't Go There |
| DGTG | Don't Go There Girlfriend |
| DGYF | Damn Girl You're Fine |
| DH | Dear Husband |
| DHYB | Don't Hold Your Breath |
| DIAF | Die In A Fire |
| DIC | Drunk In Charge |
| DIKU? | Do I Know You? |
| DILLIGAD | Do I Look Like I Give A Damn |
| DILLIGAS | Do I Look Like I Give A Sh** |
| DINK | Double Incomes, No Kids |
| DIRFT | Do It Right the First Time |
| DISTO | Did I Say That Outloud? |
| DITR | Dancing In The Rain |
| ditto | same here |
| DITYID | Did I Tell You I'm Distressed |
| DIY | Do It Yourself |
| DKDC | Don't Know Don't Care |
| DL | Down Low |
| DL | Download |
| DL | Dead Link |
| DLTBBB | Don't Let The Bed Bugs Bite |
| DLTM | Don't Lie To Me |
| DMI | Don't Mention It |
| DNBL8 | Do Not Be Late |
| DNC | Does Not Compute |
| DND | Do Not Disturb |
| DNPMPL | Damn Near Pissed My Pants Laughing |
| DOC | Drug Of Choice |
| DOE | Depends On Experience |
| DOEI | Dutch Goodbye |
| DORD | Department Of Redundancy Department |
| DP | Domestic Partner |
| dps | Damage Per Second |
| DPUP | Don't Poop Your Pants |
| DQMOT | Don't Quote Me On This |
| DQYDJ | Don't Quit Your Day Job |
| DRB | Dirty Rat Bastard |
| DRIB | Don't Read If Busy |
| DSTR8 | Damn Straight |
| DTC | Deep Throated Chuckle |
| DTRT | Do The Right Thing |
| DUI | Driving Under the Influence |
| DUM | Do You Masturbate? |
| DUNA | Don't Use No Acronyms |
| dunno | i don't know |
| DURS | Damn You Are Sexy |
| DUSL | Do You Scream Loud? |
| DUST | Did You See That? |
| DWB | Don't Write Back |
| DWBH | Don't Worry Be Happy |
| DWI | Driving While Intoxicated |
| DWPKOTL | Deep Wet Passionate Kiss On The Lips |
| DWS | Driving While Stupid |
| DWWWI | Surfing the World Wide Web while intoxicated |
| DWYM | Does What You Mean |
| DYFM | Dude You Fascinate Me |
| DYHAB | Do You Have A Boyfriend? |
| DYHAG | Do You Have A Girlfriend |
| DYJHIW | Don't You Just Hate It When... |
| DYLI | Do You Love It? |
| DYOFDW | Do Your Own F***ing Dirty Work |
| DYSTSOTT | Did You See The Size Of That Thing |
| E123 | Easy as One, Two, Three |
| E2HO | Each to His/Her Own |
| EAK | Eating at Keyboard |
| EE | Electronic Emission |
| effin | F***ing |
| EFT | Electronic Funds Transfer |
| EG | Evil Grin |
| EL | Evil Laugh |
| EM | Excuse Me |
| EMA | EMail Address |
| EMFBI | Excuse Me For Butting In |
| EMFJI | Excuse Me For Jumping In |
| EMI | Excuse My Ignorance |
| EML | Email Me Later |
| EMRTW | Evil Monkey's Rule The World |
| EMSG | EMail Message |
| EOD | End Of Day or End Of Discussion |
| EOL | End Of Life |
| EOM | End Of Message |
| EOT | End Of Thread(talks on this topic) |
| ESAD | Eat Sh** And Die |
| ESADYFA | Eat Sh** And Die You F***ing Asshole |
| ESEMED | Every Second Every Minute Every Day |
| ESH | Experience, Strength, and Hope |
| ESMF | Eat Sh** Mother F***er |
| ESO | Equipment Smarter than Operator |
| ETA | Estimated Time of Arrival |
| every1 | everyone |
| EVRE1 | Every One |
| EWI | Emailing While Intoxicated |
| EZ | Easy |
| F2F | Face to Face |
| FAB | Features Attributes Benefits |
| FAH | F***ing A Hot |
| FAP | F***ing A Pissed |
| FAQL | Frequently Asked Questions List |
| FASB | Fast Ass Son Bitch |
| FAWC | For Anyone Who Cares |
| FAWOMFT | Frequently Argued Waste Of My F***ing Time |
| FAY | F*** All Y'all |
| FB | F*** Buddy |
| FB | FaceBook |
| FBI | F***ing Brilliant Idea |
| FBKS | Failure Between Keyboard and Seat |
| FBOCD | Facebook Obsessive Compulsive Disorder |
| FCFS | First Come, First Served |
| FCOL | For Crying Out Loud |
| FDGB | Fall Down Go Boom |
| FE | Fatal Error |
| FF | Friends Forever |
| FF&PN | Fresh Fields and Pastures New |
| FFS | For F*** Sake |
| FGDAI | Forget About It |
| FIF | F*** I'm Funny |
| FIFO | First In, First Out |
| FIIK | F*** If I Know |
| FILF | Father I'd Like to F*** |
| FILTH | Failed In London, Try Hong Kong |
| FINE | F***ed up, Insecure, Neurotic, Emotional |
| FISH | First in, Still Here |
| FITB | Fill In The Blanks |
| FLA | Four Letter Acronym |
| FLUID | F***ing Look it Up, I Did |
| FMLTWIA | F*** Me Like The Whore I Am |
| FMTYEWTK | Far More Than You Ever Wanted To Know |
| FMUTA | F*** Me Up The Ass |
| FNG | F***ing New Guy |
| FO | F*** Off |
| FOAD | F*** Off And Die |
| FOAF | Friend Of A Friend |
| FOAG | F*** Off And Google |
| FOC | Free of Charge |
| FOFL | Falling on Floor Laughing |
| FOGC | Fear Of Getting Caught |
| FOL | Fond of Leather |
| FOMC | Fell Off My Chair |
| FOMCL | Falling Off My Chair Laughing |
| FOS | Full Of Sh** |
| FOUO | For Official Use Only |
| FRED | F***ing Ridiculous Electronic Device |
| FS | For Sale |
| FSBO | For Sale By Owner |
| FSR | For Some Reason |
| FSU | F*** Sh** Up |
| FTASB | Faster Than A Speeding Bullet |
| FTBOMH | From The Bottom Of My Heart |
| FTE | Full Time Employee |
| FTF | Face To Face |
| FTFOI | For The Fun Of It |
| FTL | Faster Than Light |
| FTLOG | For The Love Of God |
| FTN | F*** That Noise |
| FTR | For The Record |
| FTRF | F*** That's Really Funny |
| FTTB | For The Time Being |
| FTW | F*** The World |
| FU2 | F*** You Too |
| FUBAR | F***ed Up Beyond All Repair |
| FUBB | F***ed Up Beyond Belief |
| FUD | Fear, Uncertainty, and Disinformation |
| FUJIMO | F*** You Jack I'm Movin' On |
| FUM | F***ed Up Mess |
| FURTB | Filled Up and Ready To Burst |
| FWB | Friends With Benefits |
| FWD | Forward |
| FWIW | For What It's Worth |
| FWOT | F***ing Waste Of Time |
| FYA | For Your Amusement |
| FYE | For Your Edification |
| FYEO | For Your Eyes Only |
| FYF | From Your Friend |
| FYI | For Your Information |
| FYIFV | F*** You I'm Fully Vested |
| FYLTGE | From Your Lips To Gods Ears |
| FYM | For Your Misinformation |
| FYSBIGTBABN | Fasten Your Seat Belts It's Going To Be A Bumpy Night |
| G1 | Good One |
| G2G | Got to Go |
| G2GLYS | Got To Go Love Ya So |
| G4it | Go For It |
| G4N | Good For Nothing |
| GA | Go Ahead |
| GAB | Getting A Beer |
| GAFL | Get A F***ing Life |
| GAFYK | Get Away From Your Keyboard |
| GAGFI | Gives A Gay First Impression |
| GAL | Get A Life |
| GALGAL | Give A Little Get A Little |
| GALHER | Get A Load of Her |
| GALHIM | Get A Load of Him |
| GANB | Getting Another Beer |
| GAP? | Got A Pic? |
| GAS? | Got A Second? |
| gawd | god |
| GB | Good Bridge |
| GBG | Great Big Grin |
| GBH | Great Big Hug |
| GBTW | Get Back To Work |
| GC | Good Crib |
| GD&R | Grinning, Ducking and Running |
| GD&RF | Grinning, Ducking and Running Fast |
| GDI | God Damn Independent |
| GDW | Grin, Duck and Wave |
| GF | Girlfriend |
| GFF | Go F***ing Figure |
| GFI | Go For It |
| GFN | Gone For Now |
| GFON | Good For One Night |
| GFR | Grim File Reaper |
| GFTD | Gone For The Day |
| GFY | Good For You |
| GFY | Go F*** Yourself |
| GFYMF | Go F*** Yourself Mother F***er |
| GG | Good Game |
| GG | Gotta Go |
| GGA | Good Game All |
| GGN | Gotta Go Now |
| GGOH | Gotta Get Out of Here |
| GGP | Gotta Go Pee |
| GGY | Go Google Yourself |
| GHM | God Help Me |
| GI | Google It |
| GIC | Gift In Crib |
| GIDK | Gee I Don't Know |
| GIGO | Garbage In, Garbage Out |
| GILF | Grandmother/Grandfather I'd Like to F*** |
| GIWIST | Gee, I Wish I'd Said That |
| GJ | Good Job |
| GJP | Good Job Partner |
| GL | Good Luck |
| GL | Get Lost |
| GLA | Good Luck All |
| GLB | Good Looking Boy |
| GLBT | Gay, Lesbian, Bisexual, Transgender |
| GLG | Good Looking Girl |
| GLGH | Good Luck and Good Hunting |
| GLYASDI | God Loves You And So Do I |
| GM | Good Morning |
| GM | Good Move |
| GMAB | Give Me A Break |
| GMAFB | Give Me A F***ing Break |
| GMTA | Great Minds Think Alike |
| GMTFT | Great Minds Think For Themselves |
| GN | Good Night |
| GNBLFY | Got Nothing But Love For You |
| GNOC | Get Naked On Cam |
| GNSD | Good Night Sweet Dreams |
| GOI | Get Over It |
| GOK | God Only Knows |
| GOL | Giggling Out Loud |
| GOS? | Gay Or Straight? |
| GOWI | Get On With It |
| GOYHH | Get Off Your High Horse |
| GR&D | Grinning Running And Ducking |
| GR2BR | Good Riddance To Bad Rubbish |
| GR8 | Great |
| GRAS | Generally Recognized As Safe |
| gratz | Congratulations |
| grrlz | girls |
| GRRR | Growling |
| GSC | Gimme Some Credit |
| GSOAS | Go Sit On A Snake |
| GSOH | Good Sense Of Humor |
| GT | Good Try |
| GTFO | Get The F*** Out |
| GTFOOH | Get The F*** Out Of Here |
| GTG | Got To Go |
| GTGB | Got To Go, Bye |
| GTGP | Got To Go Pee |
| GTH | Go To Hell |
| GTK | Good To Know |
| GTM | Giggle To Myself |
| GTRM | Going To Read Mail |
| GTSY | Glad To See You |
| GUD | Geographically UnDesirable |
| guvment | government |
| GWI | Get With It |
| GWS | Get Well Soon |
| GYHOOYA | Get Your Head Out Of Your Ass |
| GYPO | Get Your Pants Off |
| H&K | Hugs and Kisses |
| h/o | Hold On |
| h/p | Hold Please |
| H2S | Here To Stay |
| H4U | Hot For You |
| H4XX0R | Hacker |
| H9 | Husband in room |
| HADVD | Have Advised |
| hag1 | have a good one |
| HAGD | Have a Great Day |
| HAGN | Have A Good Night |
| HAGO | Have A Good One |
| HAK | Hugs And Kisses |
| HAND | Have a Nice Day |
| HAR | Hit And Run |
| HAWTLW | Hello And Welcome To Last Week |
| HB | Hurry Back |
| HBASTD | Hitting Bottom And Starting To Dig |
| HBB | Hip Beyond Belief |
| HBIB | Hot But Inappropriate Boy |
| HBIC | Head Bitch In Charge |
| HBU | How Bout You? |
| HCC | Holy Computer Crap |
| HD | Hold |
| HF | Hello Friend |
| HHIS | Hanging Head In Shame |
| HHTYAY | Happy Holidays To You And Yours |
| Hi5 | HIgh Five |
| HIG | How's It Going |
| HIH | Hope It Helps |
| HIOOC | Help, I'm Out Of Coffee |
| HITAKS | Hang In There And Keep Smiling |
| HMFIC | Head MOFO In Charge |
| HMU | Hit Me Up |
| HNTI | How Nice This Is |
| HNTW | How Nice That Was |
| HNY | Happy New Year |
| HO | Hold On |
| HOHA | HOllywood HAcker |
| HOIC | Hold On, I'm Coming |
| HOYEW | Hanging On Your Every Word |
| HP | Higher Power |
| HPOA | Hot Piece Of Ass |
| HPPO | Highest Paid Person in Office |
| HSIK | How Should I Know |
| HT | Hi There |
| HTB | Hang The Bastards |
| HTH | Hope This Helps |
| HTNOTH | Hit The Nail On The Head |
| HU | Hook Up |
| HUA | Head Up Ass |
| HUD | How You Doing? |
| HUGZ | Hugs |
| huh | what |
| HUYA | Head Up Your Ass |
| HWGA | Here We Go Again |
| I<3U | I Love You |
| ih8 it | i hate it |
| I&I | Intercourse & Inebriation |
| IDL | Ideal |
| IAC | In Any Case |
| IAE | In Any Event |
| IAGTKOM | I Ain't Got That Kind Of Money |
| IAITS | It's All In The Subject |
| IANAC | I Am Not A Crook |
| IANADBIPOOTV | I Am Not A Doctor But I Play One On TV |
| IANAE | I Am Not An Expert |
| IANAL | I Am Not A Lawyer |
| IANNNGC | I Am Not Nurturing the Next Generation of Casualties |
| IASAP4U | I Always Say A Prayer For You |
| IAT | I Am Tired |
| IAW | I Agree With |
| IAYM | I Am Your Master |
| IBGYBG | I'll Be Gone, You'll Be Gone |
| IBIWISI | I'll Believe It When I See It |
| IBK | Idiot Behind Keyboard |
| IBRB | I'll Be Right Back |
| IBT | In Between Technology |
| IBTC | Itty Bitty Titty Committee |
| IBTD | I Beg To Differ |
| IBTL | In Before The Lock |
| IC | I See |
| ICBW | I Could Be Wrong |
| ICBWICBM | It Could Be Worse, It Could Be Me |
| ICW | I Can't Wait |
| ICYC | In Case You Care |
| ID10T | Idiot |
| IDC | I Don't Care |
| IDGAD | I Don't Give A Damn |
| IDGAF | I Don't Give A F*** |
| IDGARA | I Don't Give A Rats Ass |
| IDGI | I Don't Get It |
| IDK | I Don't Know |
| IDKY | I Don't Know You |
| IDM | It Does Not Matter |
| IDRK | I Don't Really Know |
| IDST | I Didn't Say That |
| IDTA | I Did That Already |
| IDTS | I Don't Think So |
| IEF | It's Esther's Fault |
| IFAB | I Found A Bug |
| IFU | I F***ed Up |
| IGGP | I Gotta Go Pee |
| IGTP | I Get The Point |
| IGWS | It Goes Without Saying |
| IGWST | It Goes Without Saying That |
| IGYHTB | TI Guess You Had To Be There |
| IHA | I Hate Acronyms |
| IHAIM | I Have Another Instant Message |
| IHNO | I Have No Opinion |
| IHU | I Hear You |
| IIABDFI | If It Ain't Broke, Don't Fix It |
| IIIO | Intel Inside, Idiot Outside |
| IIMAD | If It Makes An(y) Difference |
| IINM | If I'm Not Mistaken |
| IIR | If I Recall |
| IIRC | If I Remember Correctly |
| IIT | Is It Tight? |
| IITLYTO | If It's Too Loud You're Too Old |
| IITM | It's In The Mail |
| IITYWIMWYBMAD | If I Tell You What It Means Will You Buy Me A Drink |
| IITYWYBMAD | If I Tell You Will You Buy Me A Drink |
| IIWM | If It Were Me |
| IJPMP | I Just Pissed My Pants |
| IJS | I'm Just Saying... |
| IJWTK | I Just Want To Know |
| IJWTS | I Just Want To Say |
| IKALOPLT | I Know A Lot Of People Like That |
| IKR? | I Know, Right? |
| IKWYM | I Know What You Mean |
| IKYABWAI | I Know You Are But What Am I? |
| ILA | I Love Acronyms |
| ILMJ | I Love My Job |
| ILU | I Love You |
| ILUAAF | I Love You As A Friend |
| ILY | I Love You |
| IM | Instant Messaging |
| IM2BZ2P | I am Too Busy To even Pee |
| IMA | I Might Add |
| IMAO | In My Arrogant Opinion |
| IMCO | In My Considered Opinion |
| IME | In My Experience |
| IMEZRU? | I Am Easy, Are You? |
| IMHEIUO | In My High Exalted Informed Unassailable Opinion |
| IMHO | In My Humble Opinion |
| IMJS | I'M Just Saying |
| IMNERHO | In My Never Even Remotely Humble Opinion |
| IMNSHO | In My Not So Humble Opinion |
| IMO | In My Opinion |
| IMOO | In My Own Opinion |
| IMPOV | In My Point Of View |
| IMR | I Mean Really |
| IMRU | I Am, Are You? |
| IMS | I Am Sorry |
| INBD | It's No Big Deal |
| INMP | It's Not My Problem |
| INNW | If Not Now, When |
| INPO | In No Particular Order |
| INUCOSM | It's No Use Crying Over Spilt Milk |
| IOH | I'm Outta Here |
| ION | Index Of Names |
| IONO | I Don't Know |
| IOU | I Owe You |
| IOUD | Inside, Outside, Upside Down |
| IOW | In Other Words |
| IPN | I'm Posting Naked |
| IRL | In Real Life |
| ISAGN | I See A Great Need |
| ISH | Insert Sarcasm Here |
| ISO | In Search Of |
| ISS | I Said So |
| ISSYGTI | I'm So Sure You Get The Idea |
| ISTM | It Seems To Me |
| ISTR | I Seem To Remember |
| ISWC | If Stupid Were a Crime |
| ISWYM | I See What You Mean |
| ISYALS | I'll Send You A Letter Soon |
| ITA | I Totally Agree |
| ITFA | In The Final Analysis |
| ITIGBS | I Think I'm Going To Be Sick |
| ITM | In The Money |
| ITMA | It's That Man Again |
| ITS | Intense Text Sex |
| ITSFWI | If The Shoe Fits Wear It |
| IUM | If You Must |
| IWALU | I Will Always Love You |
| IWBAPTAKYAIYSTA | I Will Buy A Plane Ticket And Kick Your Ass If You Say |
| That Again |
| IWBNI | It Would Be Nice If |
| IWFU | I Wanna F*** You |
| IWIWU | I Wish I Was You |
| IWSN | I Want Sex Now |
| IYD | In Your Dreams |
| IYDMMA | If You Don't Mind My Asking |
| IYFD | In Your F***ing Dreams |
| IYFEG | Insert Your Favorite Ethnic Group |
| IYKWIM | If You Know What I Mean |
| IYKWIMAITYD | If You Know What I Mean And I Think You Do |
| IYO | In Your Opinion |
| IYQ | I Like You |
| IYSS | If You Say So |
| IYSWIM | If You See What I Mean |
| J/C | Just Checking |
| J/J | Just Joking |
| J/K | Just Kidding |
| J/O | Jerking Off |
| J/P | Just Playing |
| J/W | Just Wondering |
| J2LYK | Just To Let You Know |
| J4F | Just For Fun |
| J4G | Just For Grins |
| J4T | Just For Today |
| J5M | Just Five Minutes |
| JAD | Just Another day |
| JAFO | Just Another F***ing Onlooker |
| JAFS | Just A F***ing Salesman |
| JAM | Just A Minute |
| JAS | Just A Second |
| JC | Just Curious |
| JC | Jesus Christ |
| JDI | Just Do It |
| JDMJ | Just Doing My Job |
| JEOMK | Just Ejaculated On My Keyboard |
| JFH | Just F*** Her/Him |
| JFI | Just For Information |
| JHO | Just Helping Out |
| JHOMF | Just Helping Out My Friend |
| JIC | Just In Case |
| JK | Just Kidding |
| JM2C | Just My 2 Cents |
| JMO | Just My Opinion |
| JOOTT | Just One Of Those Things |
| JP | Just Playing |
| JSU | Just Shut Up |
| JSYK | Just So You Know |
| JT | Just Teasing |
| JTLYK | Just To Let You Know |
| JTOL | Just Thinking Out Loud |
| JTOU | Just Thinking Of You |
| JUADLAM | Jumping Up And Down Like A Monkey |
| JW | Just Wondering |
| K | OK |
| KB | Kick Butt |
| KBD | Keyboard |
| kewl | cool |
| K4Y | Kiss For You |
| KHYF | Know How You Feel |
| KIA | Killed In Action |
| KIBO | Knowledge In, Bullsh** Out |
| KIPPERS | Kids In Parents' Pockets Eroding Retirement Savings |
| KIR | Keep It Real |
| KISS | Keep It Simple Stupid |
| KIT | Keep In Touch |
| kitty | vagina |
| KK | Kiss Kiss |
| KMA | Kiss My Ass |
| KMFHA | Kiss My Fat Hairy Ass |
| KMP | Keep Me Posted |
| KMRIA | Kiss My Royal Irish Arse |
| KMSLA | Kiss My Shiny Little Ass |
| KMUF | Kiss Me You Fool |
| KMWA | Kiss My White Ass |
| KOK | Knock |
| KOTC | Kiss On The Cheek |
| KOTL | Kiss On The Lips |
| KPC | Keeping Parents Clueless |
| KS | Kill Stealer |
| KUTGW | Keep Up The Good Work |
| KWIM | Know What I Mean? |
| KWSTA | Kiss With Serious Tongue Action |
| KYBC | Keep Your Bum Clean |
| KYFC | Keep Your Fingers Crossed |
| KYNC | Keep Your Nose Clean |
| KYPO | Keep Your Pants On |
| KYSOTI | Keep Your Stick On The Ice |
| L | Laugh |
| L8R | Later |
| L?^ | Let's hook up |
| LABATYD | Life's A Bitch And Then You Die |
| LAGNAF | Lets All Get Naked And F*** |
| LAQ | Lame Ass Quote |
| LB?W/C | Like Bondage? Whips or Chains |
| LD | Long Distance |
| LD | Later Dude |
| LDIMEDILLIGAF | Look Deeply Into My Eyes, Does It Look Like I Give A F*** |
| LDR | Long Distance Relationship |
| LDTTWA | Let's Do The Time Warp Again |
| LF | Let's F*** |
| LFTI | Looking Forward To It |
| LGMAS | Lord Give Me A Sign |
| LH6 | Let's Have Sex |
| LHM | Lord Have Mercy |
| LHO | Laughing Head Off |
| LHOS | Lets Have Online Sex |
| LHSO | Let's Have Sex Online |
| LHU | Let's Hook Up |
| LIB | Lying In Bed |
| LIFO | Last In, First Out |
| LIS | Laughing In Silence |
| LJBF | Let's Just Be Friends |
| LKITR | Little Kid In The Room |
| LLAP | Live Long and Prosper |
| LLOM | Like Leno on Meth |
| LLT | Looks Like Trouble |
| LLTA | Lots and Lots of Thunderous Applause |
| LMAO | Laughing My Ass Off |
| LMFAO | Laughing My F***ing Ass Off |
| LMHO | Laughing My Head Off |
| LMIRL | Let's Meet In Real Life |
| LMK | Let Me Know |
| LMKHTWOFY | Let Me Know How That Works Out For You |
| LMOA | Left a Message On your Answering machine |
| LMSO | Laughing My Socks Off |
| LMTC | Left a Message To Contact |
| LMTCB | Left Message To Call Back |
| LOB | Lying On Bed |
| LOL | Laughing Out Loud |
| LOLA | Laugh Out Loud Again |
| LOLZ | Lot Of Laughs |
| LOMBARD | Lots Of Money But A Right Dick |
| LOML | Love Of My Life |
| LONH | Lights On, Nobody Home |
| LOOL | Laughing Outrageously Out Loud |
| LOPSOD | Long On Promises, Short On Delivery |
| LORE | Learn Once, Repeat Everywhere |
| LOU | Laughing Over You |
| LPC | Lead Pipe Cinch |
| LPOS | Lazy Piece Of Sh** |
| LRF | Little Rubber Feet |
| LSHITIPAL | Laughing So Hard I Think I Peed A Little |
| LSHMBH | Laughing So Hard My Belly Hurts |
| LSV | Language, Sex, Violence |
| LTHTT | Laughing Too Hard To Type |
| LTIC | Laughing 'Til I Cry |
| LTIO | Laughing Til I Orgasm |
| LTM | Laughing To Myself |
| LTNS | Long Time No See |
| LTNT | Long Time, No Type |
| LTR | Long Term Relationship |
| LTS | Laughing to Self |
| LTTIC | Look The Teacher Is Coming |
| LULU | Locally Undesireable Land Use |
| LUMTP | Love You More Than Pie |
| luser | loser |
| LUSM | Love You So Much |
| LWR | Launch When Ready |
| LY | Love You |
| LY4E | Love You Forever |
| LYA | Love You All |
| LYB | Love You Babe |
| LYCYLBB | Love You, See You Later, Bye Bye |
| LYKYAMY | Love You, Kiss You, Already Miss You |
| LYL | Love You Lots |
| LYLAB | Love You Like a Brother |
| LYLAS | Love You Like A Sister |
| LYLB | Love You Later Bye |
| LYMI | Love You, Mean It |
| LYWAMH | Love You With All My Heart |
| M2NY | Me Too, Not Yet |
| M4C | Meet for Coffee |
| m4w | Man looking for a woman |
| M8 | Mate |
| MA | Mature Audience |
| MAYA | Most Advanced Yet Accessible |
| MB | Message Board |
| MBN | Must Be Nice |
| MBRFN | Must Be Real F***ing Nice |
| MD | Doctor of Medicine |
| MEGO | My Eyes Glaze Over |
| meh | whatever |
| MF | My Friend |
| MFD | Multi Function Device |
| MFIC | Mother F***er In Charge |
| MFWIC | Mo Fo Who's In Charge |
| MHBFY | My Heart Bleeds For You |
| MHOTY | My Hat's Off To You |
| MIA | Missing In Action |
| MIHAP | May I Have Your Attention Please |
| MIL | Mother In Law |
| MILF | Mother I'd Like to F*** |
| MIRL | Meet In Real Life |
| MITIN | More Info Than I Needed |
| MKOP | My Kind Of Place |
| MLA | Multiple Letter Acronym |
| MLAS | My Lips Are Sealed |
| mlm | Representing a middle finger |
| MM | Market Maker |
| MMHA2U | My Most Humble Apologies To You |
| mmk | ok |
| MML | Made Me Laugh |
| MMYT | Mail Me Your Thoughts |
| MO | Move On |
| MOF | Matter Of Fact |
| MOFO | Mother F***er |
| MOMPL | One Moment Please |
| MOOS | Member Of The Opposite Sex |
| MOP | MOment Please |
| MorF | Male or Female |
| MOS | Mom Over Shoulder |
| MOSS | Member Of The Same Sex |
| MOTAS | Member Of The Appropriate Sex |
| MOTD | Message Of The Day |
| MOTOS | Member Of The Opposite Sex |
| MOTSS | Member Of The Same Sex |
| MPFB | My Personal F*** Buddy |
| MRA | Moving Right Along |
| MRPH | Mail the Right Place for Help |
| MSG | Message |
| MSMD | Monkey See Monkey Do |
| MSNUW | Mini Skirt No UnderWear |
| MSTM | Makes Sense To Me |
| MTBF | Mean Time Before Failure |
| MTF | More To Follow |
| MTFBWY | May The Force Be With You |
| MTLA | My True Love Always |
| MTSBWY | May The Schwartz Be With You |
| MUAH | The sound of a kiss |
| MUBAR | Messed up Beyond All Recognition |
| MUSL | Missing You Sh** Loads |
| MUSM | Miss You So Much |
| MVA | Motor Vehicle Accident |
| MWBRL | More Will Be Revealed Later |
| MYL | Mind Your Language |
| MYOB | Mind Your Own Business |
| N | No |
| N/A | Not Applicable |
| N/M | Nothing Much |
| N/T | No Text |
| N1 | Nice One |
| N2M | Not Too Much |
| N2MJCHBU | Not Too Much Just Chillin, How Bout You? |
| NAB | Not A Blonde |
| NADT | Not A Damn Thing |
| NAGB | Nearly Almost A Good Bridge |
| NAK | Nursing At Keyboard |
| NALOPKT | Not A Lot Of People Know That |
| Natch | Naturally |
| NAZ | Name, Address, Zip |
| NB4T | Not Before Time |
| NBD | No Big Deal |
| NBFAB | Not Bad For A Beginner |
| NBFABS | Not Bad For A Bot Stopper |
| NBG | No Bloody Good |
| NBIF | No Basis In Fact |
| NBLFY | Nothing But Love For You |
| NBS | No Bull Sh** |
| NC | Nice Crib |
| NCG | New College Graduate |
| ND | No Date |
| NDN | Indian |
| ne | Any |
| ne wayz | anyways |
| ne1 | Anyone |
| ne1er? | Anyone here? |
| Ne2H | Need To Have |
| NESEC | Any Second |
| NEV | Neighborhood Electric Vehicle |
| Newbie | New person to a site or game |
| NEWS | North, East, West, South |
| NFBSK | Not For British School Kids |
| NFC | No F***ing Chance |
| NFF | No F***ing Fair |
| NFG | Not F***ing Good |
| NFI | No F***ing Idea |
| NFS | Need For Sex |
| NFW | No F***ing Way |
| NG | New Game |
| NGB | Nearly Good Bridge |
| NH | Nice Hand |
| NHOH | Never Heard Of Him/Her |
| NI4NI | An Eye For Any Eye |
| NIFOC | Nude In Front Of The Computer |
| NIGYYSOB | Now I've Got You, You Son Of a B!tch |
| NIH | Not Invented Here |
| NIM | No Internal Message |
| NIMBY | Not In My Back Yard |
| NIMJD | Not In My Job Description |
| NIMQ | Not In My Queue |
| NIMY | Never In A Million Years |
| NINO | Nothing In, Nothing Out |
| NISM | Need I Say More |
| NITL | Not In This Lifetime |
| NIYWFD | Not In Your Wildest F***ing Dreams |
| NLL | Nice Little Lady |
| NM | Never Mind |
| NM | Nothing Much |
| NM | Nice Move |
| NME | Enemy |
| NMH | Not Much Here |
| NMHJC | Not Much Here, Just Chilling |
| NMP | Not My Problem |
| NMTE | Now More Than Ever |
| NMU | Not Much, You? |
| NN | Not Now |
| NNCIMINTFZ | Not Now Chief, I'm In The F ***in' Zone |
| NNR | Need Not Respond |
| NNWW | Nudge, Nudge, Wink, Wink |
| NO | Not Online |
| NOA | Not Online Anymore |
| NOFI | No OFfence Intended |
| noob | New at this |
| NOS | New Old Stock |
| NOY | Not Online Yet |
| NOYB | None Of Your Business |
| NP | No Problem |
| NQA | No Questions Asked |
| NQOCD | Not Quite Our Class Dear |
| NR | Nice Roll |
| NRG | Energy |
| NRN | No Reply Necessary |
| NS | Nice Set |
| NSA | No Strings Attached |
| NSFW | Not Safe For Work |
| NSS | No Sh** Sherlock |
| NSTLC | Need Some Tender Loving Care |
| NTA | Not This Again |
| NTH | nothing |
| NTIM | Not That It Matters |
| NTIMM | Not That It Matters Much |
| NTK | Nice To Know |
| NTM | Not That Much |
| NTMU | Nice To Meet You |
| NTTAWWT | Not That There's Anything Wrong With That |
| NTW | Not To Worry |
| NTYMI | Now That You Mention It |
| NUFF | Enough Said |
| NVM | NeVer Mind |
| NVNG | Nothing Ventured, Nothing Gained |
| NW | No Way |
| NWAL | Nerd Without A Life |
| NWOT | New WithOut Tags |
| NWR | Not Work Related |
| NWT | New With Tags |
| NYC | Not Your Concern |
| NYCFS | New York City Finger Salute |
| OAO | Over And Out |
| OATUS | On A Totally Unrelated Subject |
| OAUS | On An Unrelated Subject |
| OB | Obligatory |
| OBE | Overcome By Events |
| OBO | Or Best Offer |
| OBTW | Oh By The Way |
| OBX | Old Battle Axe |
| OC | Original Character |
| OCD | Obsessive Compulsive Disorder |
| ODTAA | One Damn Thing After Another |
| OFC | of course |
| OIC | Oh, I See |
| OL | Old Lady |
| OLL | OnLine Love |
| OLN | OnLine Netiquette |
| OLO | Only Laughed Once |
| OM | Old Man |
| OMB | Oh My Buddha |
| OMDB | Over My Dead Body |
| OMFG | Oh My F***ing God |
| OMG | Oh My God |
| OMIK | Open Mouth, Insert Keyboard |
| OML | Oh My Lord |
| OMW | On My Way |
| ONID | Oh No I Didn't |
| ONNA | Oh No, Not Again |
| ONNTA | Oh No, Not This Again |
| ONUD | Oh No You Didn't |
| OO | Over and Out |
| OOAK | One Of A Kind |
| OOC | Out Of Character |
| OOF | Out Of Facility |
| OOI | Out Of Interest |
| OOO | Out Of Office |
| OOS | Out Of Stock |
| OOT | Out Of Touch |
| OOTB | Out Of The Box |
| OOTC | Obligatory On Topic Comment |
| OSIF | Oh Sh** I Forgot |
| OSINTOT | Oh Sh** I Never Thought Of That |
| OST | On Second Thought |
| OT | Off Topic |
| OTASOIC | Owing To A Slight Oversight In Construction |
| OTC | Over The Counter |
| OTF | On The phone |
| OTH | Off The Hook |
| OTL | Out To Lunch |
| OTOH | On The Other Hand |
| OTP | On The Phone |
| OTS | On The Scene |
| OTT | Over The Top |
| OTTOMH | Off The Top Of My Head |
| OTW | Off The Wall |
| OUSU | Oh You Shut Up |
| OWTTE | Or Words To That Effect |
| OZ | Australia |
| P | Partner |
| P&C | Private & Confidential |
| p-za | Pizza |
| P2C2E | Process Too Complicated Too Explain |
| P2U4URAQTP | Peace To You For You Are A Cutie Pie |
| P911 | Parent Alert |
| PA | Parent Alert |
| PAL | Parents Are Listening |
| PANS | Pretty Awesome New Stuff |
| PAW | Parents Are Watching |
| PB | Potty Break |
| PBB | Parent Behind Back |
| PBEM | Play By EMail |
| PBIAB | Pay Back Is A Bitch |
| PBJ | Peanut Butter and Jelly |
| PC | Personal Computer |
| PC | Politically Correct |
| PCM | Please Call Me |
| PD | Public Domain |
| PDA | Personal Digital Assistant |
| PDA | Public Display of Affection |
| PDOMA | Pulled Directly Out Of My Ass |
| PDQ | Pretty Darn Quick |
| PDS | Please Don't Shout |
| PEBCAC | Problem Exists Between Chair And Computer |
| PEBCAK | Problem Exists Between Chair And Keyboard |
| PEEP | People Engaged and Empowered for Peace |
| peeps | people |
| PFA | Pulled From Ass |
| PFA | Please Find Attached |
| PFCP | retty F***ing Cold |
| phat | Pretty Hot And Tempting |
| PHB | Pointy Haired Boss |
| PHS | Pointy Haired Stupidvisor |
| PIAPS | Pig In A Pant Suit |
| PIBKAC | Problem Is Between Keyboard And Chair |
| PICNIC | Problem In Chair, Not In Computer |
| PIF | Paid In Full |
| PIMP | Peeing In My Pants |
| PIMPL | Peeing In My Pants Laughing |
| PIN | Person In Need |
| PIR | Parent In Room |
| PITA | Pain In The Ass |
| PITMEMBOAM | Peace In The Middle East My Brother Of Another Mother |
| pix | pictures |
| PLO | Peace, Love, Out |
| PLOKTA | Press Lots Of Keys To Abort |
| PLOS | Parents Looking Over Shoulder |
| PLS | Please |
| PLZ | Please |
| PM | Personal Message |
| PM | Private Message |
| PMBI | Pardon My Butting In |
| PMF | Pardon My French |
| PMFJI | Pardon Me For Jumping In |
| PMIGBOM | Put Mind In Gear Before Opening Mouth |
| PMJI | Pardon My Jumping In |
| PML | Pissing Myself Laughing |
| PMP | Peeing My Pants |
| PMSL | Pissed MySelf Laughing |
| PNATMBC | Pay No Attention To Man Behind the Curtain |
| PNATTMBTC | Pay No Attention To The Man Behind The Curtain |
| PNCAH | Please, No Cursing Allowed Here |
| PND | Possibly Not Definitely |
| PO | Piss Off |
| POAHF | Put On A Happy Face |
| POAK | Passed Out At Keyboard |
| POMS | Parent Over My Shoulder |
| PONA | Person Of No Account |
| POP | Photo On Profile |
| POS | Piece Of Sh** |
| POSC | Piece Of Sh** Computer |
| POSSLQ | Persons of the Opposite Sex Sharing Living Quarters |
| POTATO | Person Over Thirty Acting Twenty One |
| POTS | Plain Old Telephone System |
| POTUS | President of the United States |
| POV | Point Of View |
| PP | People |
| PPL | People |
| pron | porn |
| PRW | Parents Are Watching |
| PS | Post Script |
| PSA | Public Service Announcement |
| PSO | Product Superior to Operator |
| PTH | Prime Tanning Hours |
| PTMM | Please Tell Me More |
| PTP | Pardon The Pun |
| PU | This Stinks |
| puter | computer |
| PVP | Player Versus Player |
| pw | password |
| PWAS | Prayer Wheels Are Spinning |
| PWCB | Person Will Call Back |
| pwn | own/dominate |
| pwnt | owned/dominated |
| PWP | Plot, What Plot? |
| Q | Question |
| Q2C | Quick To Cum |
| QC | Quality Control |
| QFT | Quit F***ing Talking |
| QL | Quit Laughing |
| QLS | Reply |
| QOTD | Quote Of The Day |
| QQ | Quick Question |
| QS | Quit Scrolling |
| QT | Cutie |
| QYB | Quit Your Bitching |
| r | are |
| r u da? | Are You There? |
| r u goin? | are you going? |
| r U there? | Are you there? |
| R&D | Research & Development |
| R&R | Rest & Relaxation |
| RAEBNC | Read And Enjoyed, But No Comment |
| RAT | Remotely Activated Trojan |
| RB@Ya | Right Back at Ya |
| RBAY | Right Back At You |
| RBTL | Read Between The Lines |
| RC | Remote Control |
| RCI | Rectal Cranial Inversion |
| RE | Regards |
| RE | Reply |
| REHI | Hi Again |
| RFD | Request For Discussion |
| RFP | Request For Proposal |
| RFR | Really F***ing Rich |
| RFS | Really F***ing Soon |
| RGR | Roger |
| RHIP | Rank Has Its Privileges |
| RHK | RoundHouse Kick |
| RIMJS | Really I'M Just Saying |
| RIYL | Recommended If You Like |
| RKBA | Right to Keep and Bear Arms |
| RL | Real Life |
| RLCO | Real Life Conference |
| RLF | Real Life Friend |
| RM | Remake |
| RMETTH | Rolling My Eyes To The Heavens |
| RMLB | Read My Lips Baby |
| RMMA | Reading My Mind Again |
| RMMM | Read My Mail Man |
| RN | Right Now |
| RNN | Reply Not Necessary |
| ROFL | Rolling On Floor Laughing |
| ROR | Laughing Out loud like Scooby-Doo |
| ROTFL | Rolling On The Floor Laughing |
| ROTFLMAO | Rolling On The Floor Laughing My Ass Off |
| ROTFLMFAO | Rolling On The Floor Laughing My F***ing Ass Off |
| ROTFLOL | Rolling On The Floor Laughing Out Loud |
| ROTGL | Rolling On The Ground Laughing |
| ROTGLMAO | Rolling On The Ground Laughing My Ass Off |
| ROTM | Right On The Money |
| RPG | Role Playing Games |
| RRQ | Return Receipt reQuested |
| RSN | Real Soon Now |
| RSVP | Repondez S'il Vous Plait (respond) |
| RT | Real Time |
| RTB | Returning To Base (home) |
| RTBM | Read The Bloody Manual |
| RTBS | Reason To Be Single |
| RTFAQ | Read The FAQ |
| RTFF | Read The F***ing FAQ |
| RTFM | Read The F***ing Manual |
| RTFQ | Read The F***ing Question |
| RTH | Release The Hounds |
| RTK | Return To Keyboard |
| RTM | Read the manual |
| RTS | Read The Screen |
| RTSS | Read The Screen Stupid |
| RTTSD | Right Thing To Say Dude |
| RTWFQ | Read The Whole F***ing Question |
| RU | Are You? |
| RU/18 | Are You Over 18? |
| RUFKM? | Are You F***ing Kidding Me? |
| RUH? | Are You Horny? |
| RUMCYMHM | DAre You on Medication Cause You Must Have Missed a Dose |
| RUMORF? | Are You Male OR Female? |
| RUNTS? | Are You Nuts? |
| RUOK? | Are You OK? |
| RUS? | Are You Serious? |
| RUSOS? | Are You in trouble? |
| RUT? | Are You There? |
| RUUP4IT? | Are You Up For It? |
| RU\\18? | Are You Under 18? |
| RX | Regards |
| RYFM | Read Your Friendly Manual |
| RYO | Roll Your Own |
| RYS | Read Your Screen |
| S | Smile |
| S2R | Send To Receive |
| S2U | Same To You |
| S4B | Sh** for Brains |
| S4L | Spam For Life |
| SADAD | Suck A Dick And Die |
| SAHM | Stay At Home Mom |
| SAIA | Stupid Asses In Action |
| SAPFU | Surpassing All Previous Foul Ups |
| SB | Stand By |
| SBI | Sorry 'Bout It |
| SBTA | Sorry, Being Thick Again |
| SBUG | Small Bald Unaudacious Goal |
| SCNR | Sorry, Could Not Resist |
| SDK | Software Developer's Kit |
| sec | second |
| SED | Said Enough Darling |
| SEG | Sh** Eating Grin |
| SEP | Somebody Else's Problem |
| SETE | Smiling Ear To Ear |
| SEWAG | Scientifically Engineered Wild Ass Guess |
| SF | Science Fiction |
| SFAIAA | So Far As I Am Aware |
| SFETE | Smiling From Ear To Ear |
| SFLA | Stupid Four Letter Acronym |
| SFTTM | Stop F***ing Talking To Me |
| SFX | Sound Effects |
| SH | Sh** Happens |
| SHB | Should Have Been |
| shhh | quiet |
| SHID | Slap Head In Disgust |
| SHMILY | See How Much I Love You |
| SIC | Spelling Is Correct |
| SICL | Sitting In Chair Laughing |
| SICS | Sitting In Chair Snickering |
| SII | Seriously Impaired Imagination |
| SIL | Sister-In-Law |
| SIP | Skiing In Powder |
| SIT | Stay In Touch |
| SITCOM | Single Income, Two Children, Oppressive Mortgage |
| SITD | Still In The Dark |
| SIUP | Suck It Up Pussy |
| SIUYA | Shove It Up Your Ass |
| sk8er | skater |
| sk8r | skater |
| SL | Second Life |
| SLAP | Sounds Like A Plan |
| SLAW | Sounds Like A Winner |
| SLIRK | Smart Little Rich Kid |
| SLM | See Last Mail |
| SLOM | Sticking Leeches On Myself |
| SLT | Something Like That |
| SM | Senior Moment |
| SMAIM | Send Me An Instant Message |
| SMB | Suck My Balls |
| SME | Subject Matter Expert |
| SMEM | Send Me E-Mail |
| SMH | Shaking My Head |
| SMIM | Send Me an Instant Message |
| SMOP | Small Matter of Programming |
| sms | text message |
| smt | something |
| SNAFU | Situation Normal, All F***ed Up |
| SNAG | Sensitive New Age Guy |
| SNERT | Snotty Nosed Egotistical Rotten Teenager |
| SO | Significant Other |
| SOB | Son Of a B*tch |
| SOBT | Stressed Out Big Time |
| SODDI | Some Other Dude Did It |
| SOE | Start Of Exams |
| SOGOP | Sh** Or Get Off the Pot |
| SOH | Sense Of Humor |
| SOHF | Sense Of Humor Failure |
| SOI | Self Owning Idiot |
| SOIAR | Sit On It And Rotate |
| SOL | Sh** Out of Luck |
| some1 | someone |
| SOMY | Sick Of Me Yet |
| SOOYA | Snake Out Of Your Ass |
| SOP | Standard Operating Procedure |
| SorG | Straight or Gay |
| SOS | Same Old Sh** |
| SOS | help |
| SOTShort On Time |
| SOTMG | Short On Time, Must Go |
| SOW | Speaking Of Which |
| soz | Sorry |
| SRO | Standing Room Only |
| srsly | seriously |
| SSC | Super Sexy Cute |
| SSDD | Same Sh** Different Day |
| SSEWBA | Someday Soon, Everything Will Be Acronyms |
| SSIA | Subject Says It All |
| STBX | Soon To Be Ex |
| STBY | Sucks To Be You |
| STD | Seal The Deal |
| STD | Sexually Transmitted Disease |
| STFU | Shut The F*** Up |
| STFW | Search The F***ing Web |
| sth | something |
| STM | Spank The Monkey |
| STPPYNOZGTW | Stop Picking Your Nose, Get To Work |
| STR8 | Straight |
| STS | So To Speak |
| STW | Search The Web |
| STYS | Speak To You Soon |
| SU | Shut Up |
| SUAC | Sh** Up A Creek |
| SUAKM | Shut Up And Kiss Me |
| SUFI | Super Finger |
| SUFID | Screwing Up Face In Disgust |
| SUL | Snooze You Lose |
| sup? | what's up? |
| sux | sucks |
| SUYF | Shut Up You Fool |
| SWAG | Scientific Wild Ass Guess |
| SWAK | Sealed With A Kiss |
| SWALBCAKWS | Sealed With A Lick Because A Kiss Won't Stick |
| SWALK | Sealed With A Loving Kiss |
| SWDYT | So What Do You Think? |
| sweet<3 | sweetheart |
| SWF | Single White Female |
| SWIM | See What I Mean? |
| SWIS | See What I'm Saying |
| SWL | Screaming With Laughter |
| SWMBO | She Who Must Be Obeyed |
| SWU | So What's Up |
| SYL | See You Later |
| SYS | See You Soon |
| SYT | See You Tomorrow |
| s^ | what's up? or sup? |
| T&C | Terms & Conditions |
| T@YL | Talk At You Later |
| TA | Thanks Again |
| TABOOMA | Take A Bite Out Of My Ass |
| TAF | That's All, Folks |
| TAFN | That's All For Now |
| TAH | Take A Hike |
| TAKS | That's A Knee Slapper |
| TAM | Thanks A Million |
| TANJ | There Ain't No Justice |
| TANSTAAFL | There Ain't No Such Thing As A Free Lunch |
| TAP | Take A Pill |
| TARFU | Things Are Really F***ed Up |
| TAS | Taking A Shower |
| TAW | Teachers Are Watching |
| TB | Titty Bar |
| TBA | To Be Advised |
| TBC | To Be Continued |
| TBD | To Be Determined |
| TBE | Thick Between Ears |
| TBH | To Be Honest |
| TBYB | Try Before You Buy |
| TC | Take Care |
| TCB | Trouble Came Back |
| TCOY | Take Care Of Yourself |
| TDM | Too Darn Many |
| TDTM | Talk Dirty To Me |
| TEOTWAWKI | The End Of The World As We Know It |
| TFDS | That's For Darn Sure |
| TFH | Thread From Hell |
| TFLMS | Thanks For Letting Me Share |
| TFM | Thanks From Me |
| TFMIU | The F***ing Manual Is Unreadable |
| TFN | Thanks For Nothing |
| TFN | Til Further Notice |
| TFS | Thanks For Sharing |
| TFTHAOT | Thanks For The Help Ahead Of Time |
| TFTT | Thanks For The Thought |
| TFX | Traffic |
| TFYS | The F*** You Say |
| TGAL | Think Globally, Act Locally |
| TGGTG | That Girl/Guy has Got To Go |
| TGIF | Thank God It's Friday |
| THX | Thanks |
| TIA | Thanks In Advance |
| TIAIL | Think I Am In Love |
| TIC | Tongue In Cheek |
| TIGAS | Think I Give A Sh** |
| TILII | Tell It Like It Is |
| TINGTES | There Is No Gravity, The Earth Sucks |
| TINWIS | That Is Not What I Said |
| TISC | This Is So Cool |
| TISL | This Is So Lame |
| TISNC | This Is So Not Cool |
| TISNF | That Is So Not Fair |
| TISNT | That Is So Not True |
| TK | To Come |
| TKU4UK | Thank You For Your Kindness |
| TLA | Three Letter Acronym |
| TLC | Tender Loving Care |
| TLGO | The List Goes On |
| TLITBC | That's Life In The Big City |
| TLK2UL8R | Talk To You Later |
| TM | Trust Me |
| TMA | Too Many Acronyms |
| TMI | Too Much Information |
| TMSGO | Too Much Sh** Going On |
| TMTOWTDI | There's More Than One Way To Do It |
| TNA | Temporarily Not Available |
| TNC | Tongue In Cheek |
| TNT | until Next Time |
| TNTL | Trying Not To Laugh |
| TNX | Thanks |
| TOBAL | There Oughta Be A Law |
| TOBG | This Oughta Be Good |
| TOM | Tomorrow |
| TOPCA | Until Our Paths Cross Again |
| TOT | Tons Of Time |
| TOY | Thinking Of You |
| TP | Team Player |
| TM | TelePort |
| TPC | The Phone Company |
| TPS | That's Pretty Stupid |
| TPT | Trailor Park Trash |
| TPTB | The Powers That Be |
| TQM | Total Quality Management |
| TRAM | The Rest Are Mine |
| TRDMC | Tears Running Down My Cheeks |
| troo | true |
| TRP | Television Rating Points |
| TS | Tough Sh** |
| TSIA | This Says It All |
| TSIF | Thank Science It's Friday |
| TSNF | That's So Not Fair |
| TSOB | Tough Son Of a B*tch |
| TSR | Totally Stuck in RAM |
| TSRA | Two Shakes of a Rat's Ass |
| TSTB | The Sooner, The Better |
| TT | Big Tease |
| TTA | Tap That Ass |
| TTBOMK | To The Best Of My Knowledge |
| TTFN | Ta Ta For Now |
| TTG | Time to Go |
| TTIOT | The Truth Is Out There |
| TTKSF | Trying To Keep a Straight Face |
| TTMF | Ta Ta MOFO |
| TTS | Text To Speech |
| TTT | That's The Ticket |
| TTTH | Talk To The Hand |
| TTTHTFAL | Talk To The Hand The Face Ain't Listening |
| TTTKA | Time To Totally Kick Ass |
| TTTT | To Tell The Truth |
| TTUL | Talk To You Later |
| TTYAWFN | Talk To You A While From Now |
| TTYIAF | Talk To You In A Few |
| TTYL | Talk To You Later |
| TTYT | Talk To You Tomorrow |
| TVM4YEM | Thank You Very Much For Your E-Mail |
| TWHAB | This Won't Hurt A Bit |
| TWHE | The Walls Have Ears |
| TWIMC | To Whom It May Concern |
| TWITA | That's What I'm Talking About |
| TWIWI | That Was Interesting, Wasn't It? |
| TXS | Thanks |
| TXT | Text message/sms |
| TXT IM | Text Instant Message |
| TXT MSG | text message |
| TY | Thank You |
| TYCLO | Turn Your CAPS LOCK Off |
| TYG | There You Go |
| TYVM | Thank You Very Much |
| u | You |
| UL | You Will |
| U2 | You Too |
| u8? | you ate? |
| UBS | Unique Buying State |
| UCWAP | Up a Creek Without A Paddle |
| UDH82BME | You'd Hate To Be Me |
| UDM | You're the Man |
| UG2BK | You've Got To Be Kidding |
| UGC | User-Generated Content |
| UNOIT | You Know It |
| unPCun | Politically Correct |
| UNTCO | You Need To Chill Out |
| UOK? | Are You OK? |
| UPOD | Under Promise Over Deliver |
| ur | you're |
| UR2K | You Are Too Kind |
| URAPITA | You Are A Pain In The Ass |
| URSAI | You Are Such An Idiot |
| URW | You Are Welcome |
| URWS | You Are Wise |
| URYY4M | You Are Too Wise For Me |
| URZ | yours |
| USP | Unique Selling Proposition |
| UTM | You Tell Me |
| UV | Unpleasant Visual |
| UWIWU | You Wish I Was You |
| VBG | Very Big Grin |
| VBS | Very Big Smile |
| VC | Venture Capital |
| VCDA | Vaya Con Dios Amigo |
| VEG | Very Evil Grin |
| VFM | Value For Money |
| VGN | Vegan |
| VIP | Very Important Person |
| VIV | Very Important Visitor |
| VM | Voice Mail |
| VRBS | Virtual Reality Bull Sh** |
| VSF | Very Sad Face |
| VWD | Very Well Done |
| VWP | Very Well Played |
| w's^? | what's up? |
| W/ | With |
| W/E | Weekend |
| W/E | Whatever |
| W/O | Without |
| w/r/t | with regard to |
| w00t | We Own the Other Team! |
| w4m | women for men |
| W8 | Wait |
| W9 | Wife in room |
| WAD | Without A Doubt |
| WAEF | When All Else Fails |
| WAFB | What A F***ing Bitch |
| WAFM | What A F***ing Mess |
| WAFS | Warm And Fuzzies |
| WAFU | What A F*** Up |
| WAG | Wild Ass Guess |
| WAI | What An Idiot |
| WAK | What A Kiss |
| WAMBAM | Web Application Meets Brick And Mortar |
| WAYD? | What Are You Doing? |
| WAYN? | Where Are You Now? |
| WB | Welcome Back |
| WBS | Write Back Soon |
| WBU | What aBout You? |
| WC | Who Cares |
| WCA | Who Cares Anyway |
| WD | Well Done |
| WDALYIC? | Who Died And Left You In Charge? |
| WDDD | Woopie Doo Da Dey |
| WDR | With Due Respect |
| WDT? | Who Does That? |
| WDYM? | What Do You Mean? |
| WDYMBT? | What Do You Mean By That? |
| WDYS? | What Did You Say? |
| WDYT? | What Do You Think? |
| WE | Whatever |
| WEG | Wicked Evil Grin |
| WETSU | We Eat This Sh** Up |
| WF | Way Fun |
| WFM | Works For Me |
| WG | Wicked Grin |
| WGAFF | Who Gives A Flying F*** |
| WIBAMU | Well, I'll Be A Monkey's Uncle |
| WIBNI | Wouldn't It Be Nice If |
| WIIFM | What's In It For Me |
| WIIFY | What's In It For You |
| WILB | Workplace Internet Leisure Browsing |
| WILCO | Will Comply |
| WIM | Woe Is Me |
| WIP | Work In Process |
| wirld | world |
| WISP | Winning Is So Pleasureable |
| WIT | Wordsmith In Training |
| WITFITS | What In The F*** Is This Sh** |
| WITW | What In The World |
| WIU | Wrap It Up |
| wkewl | way cool |
| WLMIRL | Would Like to Meet In Real Life |
| WMHGB | Where Many Have Gone Before |
| WMMOWS | Wash My Mouth Out With Soap |
| WMPL | Wet My Pants Laughing |
| WNOHGB | Where No One Has Gone Before |
| WOA | Work Of Art |
| WOG | Wise Old Guy |
| WOM | Word Of Mouse |
| WOMBAT | Waste Of Money, Brains And Time |
| WOOF | Well Off Older Folks |
| woot | We Own the Other Team |
| WOP | With Out Papers |
| word | agreed |
| WOTAM | Waste Of Time And Money |
| WOTD | Word Of The Day |
| WP | Well Played |
| WRT | With Regard To |
| wru? | where are you? |
| WRUD? | What Are You Doing? |
| WRUDAT? | MWhat Are You Doing At The Moment? |
| WT | Without Thinking |
| WT | What The |
| WTB | Want To Buy |
| WTF | What The F*** |
| WTFDYJS? | What The F*** Did You Just Say? |
| WTFGD | AWay To F***ing Go, Dumb Ass |
| WTFH | What The F***ing Hell |
| WTFWYCM? | Why The F*** Would You Call Me? |
| WTG | Way To Go |
| WTGP? | Want To Go Private? |
| WTH | What The Heck |
| WTHOW | White Trash Headline Of the Week |
| WTMI | Way Too Much Information |
| WTN? | What Then Now? |
| WTS | Want To Sell |
| WTSDS | Where The Sun Don't Shine |
| WTSHTF | When The Sh** Hits The Fan |
| WTTM | Without Thinking Too Much |
| WU | What's Up |
| WUF | Where You From |
| WUWH | Wish You Were Here |
| WUWHIMA | Wish You Were Here In My Arms |
| wuz | was |
| wuz4dina | What's for dinner? |
| wuzup | what's up? |
| WWJD | What Would Jesus Do? |
| WWSD | What Would Satan Do? |
| WWSD | What would Science Do? |
| WWY | Where Were You? |
| WX | Weather |
| WYCM? | Will You Call Me? |
| WYD? | What You Doing? |
| WYFM? | Would You F*** Me? |
| WYGISWYPF | What You Get Is What You Pay For |
| WYM | What do You Mean? |
| wymyn | women |
| WYP? | What's Your Problem? |
| WYRN? | What's Your Real Name? |
| WYS | Whatever You Say |
| WYSILOB | What You See Is A Load of Bullocks |
| WYSIWYG | What You See Is What You Get |
| WYSLPG | What You See Looks Pretty Good |
| WYT | Whatever You Think |
| WYWH | Wish You Were Here |
| XLNT | Excellent |
| XME | Excuse Me |
| XOXO | Hugs and Kisses |
| XQZT | Exquisite |
| XTC | Ecstasy |
| XXCC | Kiss, Kiss, Hug, Hug |
| Y | Why? |
| Y | yes |
| YA | Yet Another |
| YABA | Yet Another Bloody Acronym |
| YACC | Yet Another Calendar Company |
| YAFIYGI | You Asked For It You Got It |
| YAJWD | You Ain't Just Whistling Dixie |
| YAOTM | Yet Another Off Topic Message |
| YATFM | You Are Too F***ing Much |
| YAUN | Yet Another Unix Nerd |
| Yaye | Yes |
| YBF | You've Been F***ed |
| YBS | You'll Be Sorry |
| YBY | Yeah Baby Yeah |
| YBYSA | You Bet Your Sweet Ass |
| YCMTSU | You Can't Make This Sh** Up |
| YCT | Your Comment To |
| YDKM | You Don't Know Me |
| YEPPIES | Young Experimenting Perfection Seekers |
| YGBK | You Gotta Be Kidding |
| YGBSM | You Gotta Be Sh**ing Me |
| YGLT | You're Gonna Love This |
| YGM | You've Got Mail |
| YGTBK | You've Got To Be Kidding |
| YGWYPF | You Get What You Pay For |
| YHM | You Have Mail |
| YIC | Yours In Christ |
| YIU | Yes, I Understand |
| YIWGP | Yes, I Will Go Private |
| YKW? | You Know What? |
| YKWIM | You Know What I Mean |
| YLH | Your Loving Husband |
| YLW | Your Loving Wife |
| YM | Your Mother |
| YMAK | You May Already Know |
| YMMD | You Made My Day |
| YMMV | Your Mileage May Vary |
| YNK | You Never Know |
| YOYO | You're On Your Own |
| YR | Yeah Right |
| YRYOCC | You're Running on Your Own Cookoo Clock |
| YS | You Stinker |
| YSAN | You're Such A Nerd |
| ysdiw8? | why should i wait? |
| YSIC? | Why Should I Care? |
| YSK | You Should Know |
| YSYD | Yeah, Sure You Do |
| YTB | You're The Best |
| YTRNW? | Yeah That's Right, Now What? |
| YTTT | You Telling The Truth? |
| YUPPIES | Young Urban Professionals |
| YW | You're Welcome |
| YWIA | You're Welcome In Advance |
| YY4U | Too Wise For You |
| YYSSW | Yeah Yeah Sure Sure Whatever |
| zerg | To gang up on someone |
| ZZZ | Sleeping, Boring |
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